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  1. Soft answers turns away wrath. Proverbs 15:1
  2. If you're living your life like there is no God, you'd better be right!
  3. Don't leave home without Him!
  4. Don't leave earth without Him!
  5. My boss is a Jewish carpenter.
  6. The Easter Bunny didn't rise from the dead.
  7. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
  8. Are the rules you live by God commands or man created?
  9. Read The Bible.....It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!
  10. Say YES to Jesus and saying NO to drugs will be easy.
  11. Every time the devil reminds you of your past.....remind him of his future!!!
  12. If someone really has you "burned up," remember God has experience with
    furnaces.
  13. When someone gets you hot and bothered,  just turn on your "prayer conditioner".
  14. Got somebody who's always getting your goat?   Talk to the Shepherd.
  15. A holy person serves God passionately.
  16. Conscience is God's built-in warning system.  
  17. Holiness is a sign of true repentance.
  18. Jesus Is!
  19. Easter shouldn't be the only Sunday you rise to go to Church.
  20. Free trip to Heaven!  Details inside!
  21. If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.
  22. In the dark?  Follow the Son.
  23. When God threw our sins in the Sea of Forgetfulness,   He posted a 'No fishing sign'.
  24. The closest distance between a problem and its solution is the distance
    between your knees and the floor.
     
  25. Jesus is right for whatever is wrong in your life.
  26. Got Jesus?
  27. The Bible-- God's Thomas guide.
  28. If you're not ready to forgive--, you're not ready.
  29. Jesus came to save-- not condemn.
  30. Put Christ first in your life!
  31. Faithfulness is God's requirement... fruitfulness is His reward...
  32. Keep looking up... God is looking down...
  33. When Jesus is all we have, we realize Jesus is all we need.
  34. Have trouble sleeping?  We have sermons-- come hear one!
  35. God so loved the world that HE did not send a committee.
  36. Come in and pray today--- beat the Christmas rush!
  37. When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.
  38. Sign broken, message inside this Sunday.
  39. Fight truth decay-- study your Bible daily.
  40. Dusty Bibles lead to dirty lives.
  41. Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long, and the pay is low, but the retirement benefits are out of this world.
  42. Everyone you meet today is on heaven's most wanted list.
  43. Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
  44. Either He's Lord of all-- or not Lord at all--!
  45. Trust says Jesus can!  Faith says Jesus will!
  46. If you want your neighbor to see what Christ can do for him,  let him see what Christ did for you.
  47. Y2K= Yield to the King.
  48. Its not what you know that counts-- it's Who you know.
  49. God promised a safe landing, not smooth sailing.
  50. Get Right or get Left!
  51. A man who can kneel to God can stand up to anything.
  52. Jesus did not drop out of school-- He was suspended.
  53. Breathe in God's spirit-- exhale God's love.
  54. If you're too busy to pray, you're too busy.
  55. If you don't remember Him all day-- don't ask Him to remember you at night.
  56. Perseverance is an indication of faith.
  57. Jesus is my ROCK 'N I'm on His ROLL.
  58. Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
  59. If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
  60. This is a Ch--ch. What is missing? ------->(UR)
  61. People are like tea bags-- you have to put em in hot water before you know how strong they are.
  62. Try our Sundays. They're better than Baskins-Robbins.
  63. Sin has no minimum wage.
  64. Want to avoid burning?  Use "Son" block.
  65. Life is short-- pray hard!
  66. I pray only on days that end in 'y' !
  67. Believe in the power of prayer!
  68. Soular powered by the Son
  69. Beware of the high cost of low living!
  70. Who lit the fuse for the 'Big Bang'?
  71. Read the Bible. It's user-friendly plus we offer tech support here on Sundays at 10 am.
  72. If God is your Co-pilot---- Swap seats!
  73. Rapture ....separation of Church & State!
  74. Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.
  75. You don't have to dial STAR345 to talk to Jesus.
  76. For every decision, you either suffer the consequences or reap the rewards.
  77. God's delays are not God's denials.
  78. Prepare for your finals! Read the Bible!
  79. All sore and weak from Backsliding?  Try Pew Sitting and Knee Bends.
  80. Because of the extreme hazards, the sport of Backsliding will not be allowed.
  81. In case of rapture, read the other side of sign / Jesus is the Quicker Picker Upper
  82. Do you check your Foundation before or after the storm?
  83. The best things in life aren't things.
  84. GODISNOWHERE    (now read it again)
  85. Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back
  86. Your best yuletide gift is a smile.
  87. Friends don't let friends go to hell.
  88. If your Bible is falling apart, chances are your life is staying together.
  89. If you can't forgive yourself,  you're saying Christ didn't do enough.
  90. The Rapture... A one way all expense paid trip for all eternity...no
    baggage allowed.
  91. Show your love for Christ to someone today!    And Christ will show His love
    for you forever.
  92. A world of love makes a world of difference.
  93. Thanksgiving is good but Thanksliving is better.
  94. Jesus is a friend who knows your faults but loves you anyway.
  95. The surest steps to happiness are the steps to church!
  96. The rubber of faith meets the road of reality under hardship.
  97. Do your best and let Jesus do the rest.
  98. Fear knocked. Faith answered. No one was there.
  99. No day is dark in the Son.
  100. Don't confuse God's patience with his final response!
  101. God inhabits Praise
  102. "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"
  103. God wants to Reign on your parade!
  104. Do your best and then sleep in peace. God is awake.
  105. Would you follow Jesus this close?
  106. God loves you whether you like it or not
  107. Been taken for Granted? Imagine how God feels.
  108. Lost and found inside.
  109. One birthday isn't enough--- BE BORN AGAIN!
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